Daily (SON) Jokes

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.  “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. Its easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside.” The women start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thin.”  The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.  The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here have it long and thin.”  Still, this isnt good enough so the friends continue on up.  They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thick.”  They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.  On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here have it long and thick.”  The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.  Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”😁😂😂😂



  • Weweechu

Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl’s hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, “Baby, you know I love you so much. There’s no one here. Its just the two of us, let’s do ‘WEWEECHU’.” The girl looked around and said, “My love, I don’t want to do ‘WEWEECHU’ please. Let’s just hold hands and cuddle.” Akpos agreed. After a while, Akpos asked her again, “Oh baby, my love, please Let’s do ‘WEWEECHU’!” The girl replied, “Baby, don’t rush me. I don’t want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms.” Akpos calmed down.After a long while, Akpos couldn’t hold it any longer. He said, “My heartbeat, it’s not fair oh! Let’s do ‘WEWEECHU’ na! We haven’t done it since last year oh! Let’s do it now now.” The girl reluctantly agreed. Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, “WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!”Got you didn’t I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking ‘WEWEECHU was?😀😁😂😂😂😂


  • Akpors and The Principal

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”

PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].

AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished writing it.

PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you have not finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write?




  • Bravest Man

One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with alligators gets my daughter or a million naira. Suddenly, Akpos was swimming very fast across the pool. He successfully made it through.

KING: Wow! You made it sir, what do you want, 1million or my daughter.

AKPOS: Sir with all due respect I want nothing of yours. All I want to know is that bastard who pushed me into the pool😀😁😂😂😂


  • Nuclear Power

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?” “OK,” said Little Johnny. “That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first.” “A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”  “Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.” “Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”



  • The Unknown

A teacher said to her class, “Right, i’m going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red.” Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored. “Its a plum miss,” said a girl. “no it’s an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.” The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, “Its a kiwi miss.” No, it’s a guana, but i like your thinking.” Little Johnny said, ” I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib.” “Johny, that’s disgusting!” shouted the teacher. ” no it’s a match, but i like your thinking.” Said Little Johnny.


Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? ” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “ticket, please. ” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket? ” says one perplexed accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “ticket, please. “😀😂😂😂


A man bought a new car.  Next day he is driving his car to office.   On the way he was waiting for the Signal.  Suddenly he opened the door and got down.   Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, “How much should I pay to turn right?”   The Policeman was astonished and asked, “Why are you asking like this?”   Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: “Free Left Turn”😀😂😂😂

2-5 yrs
A blonde calls her mom…  Blonde: Mom mom!! I’m a genius!  Mother: Really dear? How’s that possible?  Blonde: I finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for 1 year and on the box it said ‘for 2-5 yrs’.😁😂😂😂

All men are idiots, and I married their King.😀😁😂😂😂


A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?  He said quickly Obama.   When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?😀😂😂


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